22 April 2008

Macaé "Palace" and the Perpetually Fluidic Nature of all Plans Made in the Petroleum Business

Familia e Amigos,

We moved this weekend to Macaé Palace. We had been looking forward to the move for a long time. Gabi and I were so excited about it. Our old apartment was far away from everything (grocery store, work, restaurants, beach), and the new condominium is right on the beach, and closer to everything else. Like everything, there are pros and cons to our new place, but these are some serious pros and serious cons. Talk about a stark contrast! Let me explain. Let's start with the positive points..

Our apartment is right on the beach. We live on the 6th floor and we have a really nice round balcony, so the view is gorgeous. I have a sliding glass door from my bedroom to the balcony, and falling asleep with the door open to the sound of the waves crashing on the beach make life feel like a vacation (for the 5 minutes it takes for me to fall asleep). The maid service is like a hotel. They come clean everyday, make our beds, and change the sheets and towels once a week. The 7th floor is the roof, but also the location of the pool, jacuzzi, sauna, steam room, gym, and ofuro (japanese-style hot bath). Everything is nice and new, and if I ever have some spare time, I'm sure I'll enjoy all the extras the Palace has to offer.

It's starting to sound too good to be true, right? Don't be too hasty. Before you start thinking that my life is pampered one, let me share some of our struggles. The apartment itself is very small. It was designed as a one bedroom apartment, so to make two, they divided the living room in half with a fiberglass wall. My room is the artificial one. Besides the fact that the gray, office cubicle-like wall is paper thin when it comes to noise insulation and doesn't match the white apartment very well, it's a very doable situation. The living room is sparsely furnished. When I say sparsely, I mean we have a tiny little love seat that barely fits two people of average size and a nice new television. The kitchen is my favorite (thick on the sarcasm here). It looks like they took the whole kitchen and put it in the dryer on high for 5 days and shrunk everything. Our stove consists of two burners, the fridge is the kind you have in a college dorm room, I had a bigger microwave in my 9 by 17ft dorm room, and even the sink, trash can, and pots and pans are smaller than average. Notice that I haven't mentioned the size of the oven. That's because in my toy kitchen, we don't have one. No oven. Aparently we only eat food that you can cook on the stove and in the microwave. The really ironic part is that with the microwave, you usually cook frozen food. I could live like that. But our dorm-size fridge doesn't have a real freezer, just a shallow shelf inside the fridge that can hold a small box or two. We dont have any cabinets or drawers either. All our food and dishes are covering the small countertops. We don't have a kitchen table, or any table at all, just a bar with two stools. That counter space is being used as food storage as well.


The first night, I turned on my air conditioner in my room and it started leaking water. I mean, like a steady stream. If you ever want your air conditioner to leak, just call me, because I have really good luck with things like this. I stuck a pan under the mini waterfall and we called maintenence who came to fix it the next day. It appears that we have some water damage around the baseboard in the living room too.. so hopefully they won't have to tear our wall apart to fix it.

Enough about my living conditions.. I can eat my cereal on the balcony and enjoy where I'm at. Last time, I told you that I would write when I got back from offshore. Well, I haven't gone yet. The job I was supposed to go on was going to be filmed, so there weren't enough beds on the rig, and I got cut from the job as the newbie. That's fine, the drill ship didn't seem too appealing as my first experience offshore anyway. The next plan was for me to go with Julio, Bruno, and Daniel. We were supposed to leave tomorrow and be offshore on a semi-submersible rig. I got a call last night from my boss (Simão) saying that the job was delayed (along with another job), and that there might not be a spot for me on this rig either. The new plan is for me to go on the third job. If there are no more delays, I'll be embarking Sunday or Monday. There's still a possibility that I can still go with Julio, Bruno, and Daniel. If a space opens up, I would really prefer to go with them. I think I would learn more and have more fun with those guys than the other crew. Plus, I would leave sooner and get back sooner, and I'm really hoping to be able to come back to the US for a week before I head to France for my school. I won't know if I can come home until when I get back from offshore. You can pray that it all works out!

This week has been pretty chill. Yesterday was a Brazilian holiday called Tiradentes. It celebrates one of the first movements for Brazilian independence. (Check http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiradentes for more information, if you're curious.) My boss gave me today off and tomorrow is another holiday for just the state of Rio de Janeiro. So I'm not working a lot this week. I'm just studying like crazy, trying to finish everything I have to do before I go offshore, so that I can come home.

I set up a blog (you found it!). I uploaded all my past email updates with some pictures here and there. I'll post all future updates there too after I email them out. I'm going to put up some pictures there of the new apartment, in all it's glory, so you should check it out. jessica-jordan.blogspot.com



18 April 2008

Vickies's Vapo Hoobee (and other linguistic adventures/adventures in general)

Hey Everybody,

Sorry about how much time has passed since my last update. I've been staying busy- busy with work and collecting interesting stories. I've been safe from spider attacks (thankfully), but subject to amorous advances from numerous guys (I'm becoming a pro at turning them down).

If you have seen recent reports about the outbreak of Dengue in Brazil, don't worry because I haven't been infected. We had a presentation all about Dengue this week in our Safety and Quality meeting. It was all in Portuguese, but I think I got the most important points. I'm on the lookout for the black mosquito with white spots that transmits the virus. It doesn't spread person to person, only person to mosquito to person- or adult mosquito to baby mosquito to person. So far, Macaé hasn't had any cases (as far as we know), but Rio de Janeiro is very close and people travel back and forth a lot. If an infected person comes from Rio to Macaé, the mosquitoes here could bite them and start the spead of the disease here. But don't worry, I've got bug spray and Raid (they pronounce it like HIGH-gee). :)

Speaking of pronounciation, not only am I learning to speak Portuguese, I'm learning to speak English in Portuguese. This story would be much more effective and funny if you could actually here me telling it, but this will have to suffice. Brazilians use a lot of English words- they've incorporated them into their vocabulary. The trouble is that they pronounce them as Portuguese-ly as possible. We were putting equipment on racks- it took me all morning to realize that the word is the same in both languages. In Portuguese, they pronounce it like HA-key. I had figured out what a HA-key was, but I felt so silly when I realized that it wasn't some special Portuguese word, just a normal English one. My friend said something about Vick's Vapor Rub the other day, and I just about died laughing. He said it like: VIK-keys-VA-po-HOO-bee. Say it out loud.. you will laugh too. Just like Vickie's Vapo Hoobee. Some of my other favorites are: laptop = lappy toppy, and hip hop = hippy hoppy. The pronunciation of consonants at the end of words as the name of the consonant is great. It has not ceased to entertain this foreigner.

Entertainment... I went to a motorcycle convention a couple weekends ago in the next town. It was definitely an memorable experience! It wasn't my idea, I was just trying to have a weekend social life. It just so happens that all of my male, field engineer friends are into motorcycles. It was kind of like a carnival experience in the States. There were lots of booths selling fried food or cheap clothing/accessories. I was just disappointed that I left my leather chaps back at home. :-P Kidding. Kidding about the fact that I own chaps.. not that I left them at home.

I love peanut butter. It's pretty much my favorite condiment. I especially love Jif on Oreo cookies. Brazilians don't love peanut butter as a general rule. This disparity means that it's not a regular find in the grocery store. When I do find it, they only have Peter Pan brand.. really not the highest quality. Anyway.. I bought two jars this last time I found it sitting on the shelf, waiting for me. I don't like to run out- it makes my bread and jelly (and sandwich cookies) feel lonely. The sad thing about having an addiction is that regardless of how expensive it gets, you will still pay for it. Each of my peanut butters costs R$23 (reais).. that's like $14. Ridiculous.. I know. The price you pay for deliciousness...

I found out today that I should be going offshore on Friday. I've been waiting for my job to be ready for about a month now, so I'm pretty excited to go. I'll be going with two guys named Thiago and Vagner (chee-A-go and VAG-near). I should be gone for 10 days. It will be my first time in a helicopter and my first time on a drill ship (instead of normal rig that you would imagine). I'm sure I'll have lots to tell when I get back. (hopefully not about how I puked my guts out from seasickness)

I'm moving this week.. hopefully before I go offshore. (Otherwise I have to leave my bags all packed for Gabi to move them.) A ton of the engineers in Schlumberger are moving to a place called Macaé Palace. The Schlumberger royalty.. moving into our palace. I haven't been inside, but it's a big, new, nice-looking apartment building right on the beach. I'll be living with Gabi- just the two of us. We think our apartment has a round balcony facing the ocean. I'll confirm this fantastic news later, after we move in. We'll have a pool, a gym, and jacuzzi, and tons of friends on site. Hopefully, my air conditioning unit won't leak in case of a thunderstorm in this new place. :-) We will probably even get internet in our house! That's oh so very exciting for me and my communication with all ya'll back home. :)

Well.. I'm sorry this has taken so long to come. I apologize to everyone who has been waiting to hear about my life. I've been really busy with work and studying and life. I'll write again after I get back from offshore!

Beijos e abraços,